I’d LIKE to tell you that the conversation in today’s comic didn’t actually go down like this, but, that would make me a liar. If anyone that ends up going to our high school reunion (the jury is still out on whether or not we are going) and pulls this off, it would be the stuff of legend. Although, I guess the whole point is to not get caught, so then no one would know. I think I’m now stuck in an infinite loop of confusion that will never end.


