Whenever a game company has as many subscribers as Blizzard currently does, it shouldn’t really surprise anyone that their numbers take dips every now and then. But, what IS surprising, is when aforementioned game company resorts to drug dealer type activities to get people back.

Well, I guess they have to try something, right?

You may have heard, we have a new T-shirt in the store! Now, when you forget your clever, trendy or hipster T-shirt, you can let everyone know it’s at home! Ive heard some people like it – maybe you will too:

My other shirt says something clever and/or trendy. Also, it's hipster.